*NOTICE BY PEACEFUL INHABITANT*
Notice to Agent; is Notice to Principal; Notice to Principal; is Notice to Agent.
I hereby give notice that the Implied Right of Access to this Property is Denied and Withdrawn in respect of the following:
ANY EMPLOYEE, AGENT, PRINCIPAL or any other PERSONS acting on behalf of the CORPORATE COURTS, LOCAL COUNCIL, CIVIL SERVICE, PRIVATE CORPORATION or GOVERNMENT AGENCY.
Any Transgression; OF THIS NOTICE without my (the peaceful inhabitant) written consent (Including signature of such) will result in a £10,000,000,00 Lien ! (£10 million)
By stepping beyond this point you agree to the Terms and Conditions above.
Animals that may have been trained to defend my property may act according to their training and lawfully protect the items contained Herein; under a Common Law Jurisdiction. And Camera's and other recording devises may be in operation.
All can & could be used as evidence.
Tara now
* The Peaceful Inhabitant *
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Ive got this stuck on the inside of my flat door (so my landlord doesnt get too disturbed) ready to stick on front of my door whenever bailiffs or civil servant related debt collection agencies knock........ I recon yours is a good call too, to give them out by hand. For them to fill out.... Thanks man

On another note; I dont even have any pets.... But figure the threat of such may bound them to call Dog Controllers on health & safety grounds. By which time (even if they do make forcible entry) me & my partner will have sold our belongings to each other for a quid lol (we have a receipt book ready)