*WISE WORDS* Some of my favourite quotes, Worth memorising

[Geronimo]

"i'll be home in a minute love, im just finishing this pint"
Anon

[p_devlin]

"That government is best which governs least."
Henry David Thoreau

"No nation ever taxed itself into prosperity."
Rush Limbaugh

"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."
Voltaire

[bodge]

He who does not move, does not notice his chains, luxembourg

[telstar]

Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright intil you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

[Geronimo]

When in Rome, take advice

[p_devlin]

Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid debate by claiming that the matter is already settled.

Michael Crichton (1942 - 2008), Caltech Michelin Lecture, January 17, 2003

[p_devlin]

In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.

Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 - 1821)

[p_devlin]

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.

Emo Phillips

[Geronimo]

I used to be a werewolf but im not Nowwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooo

Dr Luther Legg-Humper

[madlookin]

Politicians and nappies have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

anon (means i aint got a clue who said it)