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Re: Effect of modern technology

Postby madlookin » Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:07 pm

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Re: Effect of modern technology

Postby darkswan » Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:49 pm

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There are lesson's in life we have to learn..if we don't learn them..then we must live them...
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Re: Effect of modern technology

Postby madlookin » Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:09 pm

a friend made this for sharing....so here it is
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Re: Effect of modern technology

Postby Geronimo » Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:18 pm

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Re: Effect of modern technology

Postby madlookin » Wed Apr 25, 2012 3:15 pm

friend made another one
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Re: Effect of modern technology

Postby madlookin » Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:22 pm

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Sunanda Gandharva

A nice story is there: Once there was a washerman, a dhobi. He kept an ass to carry his heavy load. Many years that ass lived with him. The name of the ass was Sunanda Gandharva. One day, the ass died. So the washerman thought:

“Oh, Sunanda Gandharva died today.

What shall I do?

I must shave my head and take a dip in holy water. I must do this for him.”

That washerman was the king’s washerman. When the family priest of the king saw that the washerman had shaved his head, he asked:

“Oh washerman, why have you shaved your head?”

The washerman said:

“Don’t you know?

Sunanda Gandharva died today.”

The family priest said:

“Oh, Sunanda Gandharva died today?”

“Oh yes.”

“So this is a very auspicious day?”

“Oh, definitely.”

“So should I shave my head and have a dip?”

“Yes, you do it.”

So the family priest immediately shaved his head and had a dip in holy water. Then the minister saw that the king’s family priest had shaved his head. He said:

“Oh priest, why have you shaved your head?”

“Don’t you know?

Sunanda Gandharva died today. It’s a very auspicious day.”

“He did?”

“Oh yes.”

“Shall I shave my head?”

“Oh yes!

Shave your head and have a dip in holy water.”

The minister shaved his head and had a dip. Then the king saw that the minister had shaved his head.

“Oh minister, why have you shaved your head?”

“Don’t you know, king?

Sunanda Gandharva died today. It’s a very auspicious day.”

“Oh, is it so?”

“Oh yes.”

“Now shall I shave my head?”

“Yes, you do it.”

The king shaved his head and had a dip in holy water. Then the queen saw that the king had shaved his head. She said:

“What happened that you have shaved your head?”

The king said:

“Don’t you know, my dear queen?

It is a very auspicious day.

Sunanda Gandharva died today.”

“Who is Sunanda Gandharva?“

The king said,:

“Oh, my minister told me about it. He has shaved his head.”

“Call that minister.”

The minister was called for. The queen asked:

“Who is this Sunanda Gandharva who died that you shaved and the king also shaved his head?”

“Oh, the priest told me.”

“Call that priest.”

“Who is that Sunanda Gandharva for whom you have shaved your head, the minister has shaved and now the king has shaved his head?”

“Oh, the washerman told me.”

“Call the washerman.”

The washerman came.

“Who is this Sunanda Gandharva?”

“My dear queen, I had an ass. His name was Sunanda Gandharva. Today, he died.”

You understand?

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Re: Effect of modern technology

Postby madlookin » Sun Apr 29, 2012 3:36 pm

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Re: Effect of modern technology

Postby madlookin » Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:38 pm

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Re: Effect of modern technology

Postby madlookin » Sun May 06, 2012 6:47 pm

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and it plays a deep and truthful tune! 8-) ...even if it is a little...out there!
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Re: Effect of modern technology

Postby madlookin » Tue May 08, 2012 5:04 pm

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