A man on his lunch break joins a queue outside a post office and after waiting ten minutes without the queue moving, he walks into the shop to the head of the queue and there sees a man in a shabby suit and tie, standing at the counter licking and placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them, while spraying cheap scent all over the ones already stamped. Walking up to him the impatient guy asks him what he is doing. The shabby man replies, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
" 1000 cards? why?" asks the impatient man.
"I'm a divorce solicitor, and business is tight" the shabby man replies.
Valentines day joke
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Valentines day joke
by Geronimo » Tue Feb 14, 2012 6:59 pm
Laugh my friends even if it kills you, for at least you'll die happy
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