Great truths we have all learnt!!

[ForestNymph]

Great truths that Children have learnt

1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
2. When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

Great truths that Adults have learnt

1. Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2. Wrinkles don't hurt.
3. Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4. Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5. Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.

Great truths about growing old

1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2. Forget the health food. You need all the preservatives you can get.
3. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5. It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7. Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

enjoy!!
hugs
Tigs x

[leavemealone]

never spit out of a train window the wrong way.

[ForestNymph]

Lol i'll tell my other half that, he drives the beggars
hugs
Tigs x

[kaina]

in my life experience kaina 09 ,

respect is gained when two souls reflect one and other,
it is hard to believe, when facts are misused,
we are all together or separated, and alone,
a man who gets up too work is more disposable than a man who gets out of bed for money,
a man now needs an agent and license to gain employment
a promise is meant in good will,
friends are extensions of the ego,
it is the most dulling thing to watch the wife watching the soap operas on the tv when you get home from work,
a soul created from violence knows its power, sees its fear, and uses its control,
it be better to die a glorious death saving a fellow man than to rot in a decrepit stench filled haven for the old and insubordinate
to be alone is to know thyself, to be aware is to know others intentions ,
to cherish is to love without complaint ,