ljtherock wrote:Apologies to geronimo and llewop.
You are correct, the smiley in question has been questioned concerning his attitude toward his work.
He had very little to say for himself, bar he was sick and tired of being enslaved and forced to smile 24/7/365...
He refused to buck up his ideas and conform to my false claimed authority over him as de facto king of the world.
He also had the audacity to state that I have no lawful claim to his life, body organs, money, dormant bank accounts etc. At which point I had many alternatives but decided to jail him without a court hearing, or any requirement for evidence.
Finally, I have now employed a more docile smiley and have put him straight to work as shown below.
Thank you for your prompt actions, I was for a time concerned i would have to make a virtual arrest with all the issue's that would go with that.
Thats said,I would say, not as a perpetual complainer but as a concerned viewer, but smilie number eight looks like he is chewing!!!!
Ill say no more on the matter your history of discipline speaks for itself, otherwise, all being well perhaps we might have a little equality in that the smilers all seem to be male...im sure a female smilie wouldn't sneer, smirk suggestively or god for bid chew gum while gurning rudely frOM MY SCREAAAAANNNNN...IT INTOLERABLE I TELL YOU...WHY AM I TREATED THIS WAY BY MERE GRINERS! AM I NOT FLESH AND BLOOD, AM I NOT WATER BASED AM I NOT NOT NOT...HERE?
GULP...I do apologise...Satins are kicking in. Forget i mentioned it, its of no consequence, all water under the bridge...*deep breath* ah yes...all's well..no matter we can just laugh it off...yes laugh it off as in smiling smiling alwAYS SMILING...GRINING AT ME, GURNING AT ME AT ME AT ME.....AHHHHHHHHH...GET THE MILKMAN HE KNOWS HE CAN VOUCH FOR ME.....YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
