For all of those thoughtfull readers who have not lost their sense of humour yet, I couldn't resist posting these quotes that originally appeared on Facebook. It just goes to show that there are still some people out there who are able to see through the 'deadly virus' fear mongering propaganda and take it with a pinch of salt:
*NEWS FLASH* It has just been announced that the world's religious leaders have issued a joint declaration that the Swine Flu pandemic is the start of the Aporkalypse; In addition, Swine Flu has now crossed and mixed with bird flu - Scientists say they may produce an effective inoculation when pigs fly; however, they say that the pigs themselves will not be affected because they will be cured anyway....
I also telephoned the Human Swine Flu hotline and all I heard was crackling.
Crumbs I almost forgot, if you get any weird messages on email about swine flu, it's just spam..