why do birds fly south?

[erbeeflower]

...because its too far to walk.

[kazz67]

Why? Why, erbeeflower, why??? This board had such potential and now look what you've done!

[erbeeflower]

Why? Why, erbeeflower, why??? This board had such potential and now look what you've done!

XXXXXXXXXX Ah Kaz,you know me,fkn troll type dude thats just tryin to sabotage evreefink!!

[TheStoge]

Whoooow {the sound of tumble weed} ... and, then what ?? Haha

[TheStoge]

Paddy on who wants to be a millionaire

Paddy is on WWTBAM and he's got the first one right, Chris Tarrant says "For £200 Paddy, who took part in the great train robbery" ...

"Was it A Ronny Barker, B Ronny Corbett, C Ronnie Wood or D Ronnie Biggs ?"

.. Paddy says "Well, I've had a good day Chris, I'll take the money"
18:13Dave

..Tarrant says "You've got 50-50, phone a friend and ask the audience .. are you thick or something ?"

Paddy says " I may be thick Chris, but I'm not a fuckin grass !"

[kazz67]

OK, this seems to be the thread for crap jokes, so here's one of mine that I actually find quite funny, but others... well, they just don't!

What's red and invisible?


















No tomatoes!

[TheStoge]

Cringe ...{Gag, Puke}

[erbeeflower]

i really am lmfao no tomatoes he he he!

[kazz67]

i really am lmfao no tomatoes he he he!

A sign of true intelligence that erbeeflower.

(I think that stoOgie one must be a bit thick or something! )

[TheStoge]

Where ?
You sai it was OK, I wouldn't loose me scouse diploma .....

At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge scouse bloke - 6ft 5in tall and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the queer fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian. Leaning over, he cups his huge ear: "Do you want a blow job?" he whispers. At this, the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothing had happened. Amazed the bartender quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that" he says. "Just what did he say to you?"
"I'm not sure" the big scouser replies. "Something about a job."